Saturday, October 14, 2006
For the past two weeks I have had a case of anal glaucoma......
"I just couldn't see my ass bloggin each day." But the two weeks away has helped clear up the problem..........but watch out..... My "Proctometrist" said it was very contagious.........
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Saturday, September 23, 2006
NBC Backs Off Madonna Crucifix Scene....Cuts it out of show!
According to New York Daily News, the NBC network is retreating from an earlier announcement of its plan to air a two-hour concert special featuring Madonna hanging on a cross wearing a fake crown of thorns. NBC Entertainment chief Kevin Reilly had said earlier Madonna considered the scene mocking the crucifixion of Christ the highlight of her show. "We (NBC) viewed it and didn't see it as being inappropriate." However, his opinion changed quickly after NBC came under tremendous pressure from...
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Friday, September 22, 2006
I tried to reach out to someone dressed in rags................
As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds who are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for...
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Wet Pants.........
Come with me to a third grade classroom.... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he thought he could hold it until recess. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he...
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
New Weapon Used to Detect Terror Attacks...Bluegills???
Sometimes, the simplest of things can do the job........... A type of fish so common that practically every American kid who ever dropped a fishing line and a bobber into a pond has probably caught one is being enlisted in the fight against terrorism. San Francisco, New York, Washington and other big cities are using bluegills _ also known as sunfish or bream as a sort of canary in a coal mine to safeguard their drinking water. Small numbers of the fish are kept in tanks constantly replenished...
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