Tuesday, October 24, 2006
WARNING! Plot to Release Wild Animals on Halloween! Be on the Lookout!
The Department of Homeland Security has discovered a plot to cause chaos on Halloween..........Watch out and be alert for the following types of wild animals! Did I get you???
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Monday, October 23, 2006
The Rocker.............
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening............... The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the...
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
The Mirror........
This little story has a whole lot of meaning to it. Enjoy!!! There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke...
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
Daddy? How was I Born? (Modern Version)
The Strange new world.......... A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and...
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
New Site Allows Your Drivers License to be viewed by anyone....
Subject: Driver's License -Check for your Driver's License.. And remove it! I definitely removed mine! I suggest you all do the same. Now you can See anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! Drivers License Database IF THE LINK ISN'T RESPONDING TRY AGAIN! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your...
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