Wednesday, November 8, 2006
An Expensive Politician??
There were two cannibals that went in a restaurant, sat down at a table, and a waiter brought them a menu. Included on the menu was the following items: Fried Missionary $10.00 Stewed Explorer $20.00 Boiled Tourist $30.00 Baked Politician $250.00 One of the cannibals complained to the waiter and the chef came out of the kitchen to their table. He asked, what the problem? One of the cannibals said the menu items were all in line except the last one, Baked Politician, and why was the price so much...
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Monday, November 6, 2006
What's wrong with a 30 second prayer at a Football game?
I got to agree with Paul Harvey on this one.......... I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book...
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Sunday, November 5, 2006
Heaven or Hell?
An older couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact, "Gretchen... Gretchen.." "Is that you, Stephen?" "Yes, I've come back, like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I...
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Saturday, November 4, 2006
Why Halloween was better than sex.........
I had an 85 year old client e-mail me yesterday. I had talked to her over the phone and the discussion came to monday's Halloween activities. Out of the clear blue she says "Ya know......halloween is so much better than sex." It threw me for a moment and I asked he to explain to me why,,,,she said I'll e-mail you the reasons and hung up.... This is what she sent.......... Ten ReasonsWhy Halloween is better than sex: 10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you...
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Friday, November 3, 2006
The Seven Wonders of the World...........
Students in a high school class were asked to list the seven wonders of the world.....after several votes the class finally agreed on the following list: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. The Taj Mahal 3. Panama Canal 4. Empire State Building 5. St. Peter's Basilica 6. The Eiffel Tower 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noticed one student had not finished her paper yet......... So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, I couldn't...
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