Tuesday, January 6, 2004
BIG MAMA goes UNDERCOVER: MALE SPAWN INVESTIGATION STARTS TODAY
I have been vacillating between “the truth will set you free” and “what you don’t know won’t hurt you”. I refer to my son’s kidnapping by his first “puppy love” (refer to SPAWN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED ) Until yesterday, I was leaning towards the latter. After a very long holiday break, my son returned to... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, January 2, 2004
POO-POO and PEE-PEE
Oh how I miss hearing this potty talk, once heard out of the mouths of my babes. Now that my "baby" boy (13) has joined the ranks of his sisters' lovelorn society (recently acquiring his FIRST girlfriend (see previous post ), the conversation in this house consists of ONLY opposite sex discussions.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, December 26, 2003
dollar days at MERVYNS pays off big time with the oldestspawn
By stella, My oldest demondaughter, who some of you know from a past blog has been MOVED out now for a few months (can I hear a YEAH!) And may I add, I believe she is very happy in her little studio in S.F. And even more happy with her cheap IKEA frigging put together furniture. Joking..it's so... Sign in to see full entry.
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Sunday, December 14, 2003
The MALE SPAWN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!
In one week’s time, my world as I once knew it, has been ripped away by a huge hurricane of hormones. I am left, drowning in the hell of PUBERTY! The week started with my son’s whole being beaming with pride as he showed me his HONOR role certificate! That’s my boy, I whispered in my brain. Right on... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
THANKS A HELL OF LOT! MR MICHAEL MOORE
WARNING: this is a severe rant. No professional writing included. Let’s begin.. So once upon a very, very long time ago... I was TOLD to go see BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE with my MaleSpawn. 13 is a crucial age for viewing this documentory, I was scolded...ok tolded. Somehow, missed it in the theaters.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, November 14, 2003
EXPECTANT PARENTS ALERT! Agonizing over naming it.? How about AGONY ?
The government announced new statistics. It's official. Pick a car, a food, an emotion... It's all good. No lie, in the news; I swear; somewhere in these good old US of A, our tax dollars paid someone or someones to gather this new data of names, branded on innocent, little new lifers. ‘Del Monte’... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, November 5, 2003
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...MAKE SURE IT IS NOT URINE
“Did I die and go to HELL?” This cheapbroad needs a lot of cheese with her WHINE. I prefer cheddar if you care. Hope you got a big bucket… Got a load of pitypotty to fill it. Let’s all sing at the present “it’s my party…I can cry if I want to…” So, first my beloved old MAC laptop dies last week.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, October 30, 2003
NEWS FLASH>>>Oldest DemonSpawn to Move Out
She goes, “Mom, want to shop with me at IKEA? It would be so much fun!” I think, “Rather get a couple hundred root canals instead” but say "Oh honey, thanks but just.....(blah blah lies)" She goes, “But we can bond and go to lunch” I think Bonding = BONDAGE…rather tie myself up and whip myself with... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, October 8, 2003
CLIPS of CONCLUSION of Football HELL-posted last night
"I imagined CPS (Child Protective Services) knocking down my door to come take him away because someone reported I was STARVING him." "He was now 100 PMSing women wrapped up into one gigantic time bomb ready to blow." “When you suffer and have cramps and get a sore butt, don’t come crying to me.”... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, October 7, 2003
CONCLUSION of FOOTBALL HELL
(After re-reading...maybe more of a family blog but gotta finish what I started.) The following 10 days until official weigh in came directly out of a Twilight Zone episode. The son I knew had left his body and a demonic entity had moved in. He would open a can of tuna (something he hates) and... Sign in to see full entry.
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