Squeaky & Abi: My Life With Two Crazy Cats

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Doggie Breath

Ahhhhhh... the sweet smell of doggie breath! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Porn for Pussies!

So the other day I come out of the bedroom and see Chochi sitting at my computer. I glance at the screen, and before she has a chance to shut down the window, I see that Chochi is looking at porn! KITTY PORN, that is! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 14, 2004

Betchya Didn't Know There Were Strongman Events For Kitty-Cats!

There are! Squeaky entered his first such event! I even have a picture to prove it: Isn't his body cut just purrrrrrrfectly!? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Have You Ever Licked Pussy?

A friend of mine sent this to me, and since the one who is not laying down looks just like Squeaky when he was a baby, I thought I'd share it (well, that and because it's just too funny)! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

My Boy Bit Me!

I can't believe it! He hasn't bitten me since he was a kitten. But on Sunday morning, Squeaky bit me! I was brushing him, which he seemed to be enjoying, then CHOMP! Right on my forearm, he clomps down. Even drew a little blood. Being allergic to cat scratches, bites, and their saliva in general, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Do You Want To See A Wet Pussy? How About A Crotch Shot?

These pictures are absolutely fabulous! Granted, they're not mine, but they're still great shots! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 7, 2004

She Drew Blood!

Here I sit without the use of the index finger on my right hand. It's my fault, really. I was playing (read: teasing) with Chochi, knowing full well she was in a bad mood. I had taken one of Squeaky's favorite playthings--a rubberband--and decided to see if Chochi would find as much joy in it. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Ghost? Ghoul? Apparition? Hallucination?

Okay. Anyone who reads this probably knows that Squeaky goes on these Freako Fits where he tears back and forth across the apartment at blinding speeds, obviously in the thrill of the hunt of something neither J nor I can see. Anyone who reads my blogs in general knows that I haven't slept in over... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 19, 2004

'Tinky Poo-Poo

Three cats. Two litter boxes. You do the math. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 27, 2004

How Do You Wash Your Pussy?

Whenever I try, I come away with blood pouring out of me. How do you wash your pussy? Squeaky fights tooth and nail--literally! Everyone is terrified of giving him a bath, thus he lucks out and rarely gets one. Chochi, amazingly, is the best of the three! She just cries, but doesn't fight at all.... Sign in to see full entry.

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