Squeaky & Abi: My Life With Two Crazy Cats

Monday, September 13, 2004

Squeaky, The Mighty Savannah Lion

See Opinionated Bitch For The Rest Of The Story! On Sunday, I was just completely drained--emotionally and physically. I went to take a nap when I heard all this commotion under the bed. I looked under and saw -------- feathers! Everywhere feathers! So I moved to the other side of the bed and peeked... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004

Kitty-Cat Staring Contests

Most of use who have cats know that us can sometimes be nearly impossible to stare one down. But you are now reading of the champ! That's right! I, Jemmie211, have successfully scared down all my cats! Now it's your turn!!! Play close attention! Don't loose your nerves! And if you gotta pee, do it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 10, 2004

Why Is It That I Can Picture Chochi Saying This To Squeaky & Baby-Grrl?

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Friday, August 27, 2004

The Ultimate 7 Best Positions In Bed!

This was sent to me by a friend of mine. It put a great, big smile on my face! I hope it does the same for you! This looks exactly like my Squeaky! And Squeaky even sometimes sleeps like this!!!!!! And this looks exactly like my Baby-Grrl!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2004

Now THIS Is Something I Had To Learn The Hard Way!

I got this from a friend. It's pretty funny and also pretty accurate! How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Doggie Breath

Ahhhhhh... the sweet smell of doggie breath! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 28, 2004

Porn for Pussies!

So the other day I come out of the bedroom and see Chochi sitting at my computer. I glance at the screen, and before she has a chance to shut down the window, I see that Chochi is looking at porn! KITTY PORN, that is! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 14, 2004

Betchya Didn't Know There Were Strongman Events For Kitty-Cats!

There are! Squeaky entered his first such event! I even have a picture to prove it: Isn't his body cut just purrrrrrrfectly!? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Have You Ever Licked Pussy?

A friend of mine sent this to me, and since the one who is not laying down looks just like Squeaky when he was a baby, I thought I'd share it (well, that and because it's just too funny)! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

My Boy Bit Me!

I can't believe it! He hasn't bitten me since he was a kitten. But on Sunday morning, Squeaky bit me! I was brushing him, which he seemed to be enjoying, then CHOMP! Right on my forearm, he clomps down. Even drew a little blood. Being allergic to cat scratches, bites, and their saliva in general, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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