Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Woman transformed to Incredible Hulk from Lack of Sleep!
Since childhood, I've had difficulty either falling, or sustaining, a deep, restful sleep without waking several times in the night. As I grew older, this condition worsened when I was stressed either with school or work. During my first finals freshman year of college, for two weeks I couldn't...
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Monday, August 29, 2005
Cindy, Paul, and the Blow-up Doll: A Modern Cinderella Story
Cindy was born in the closet, right under the shelf where her mother liked to stash her weekly supply of dope. Her mother, leaning her big belly forward, could almost feel the box brush her fingers when suddenly a sharp pain stabbed her stomach and she fell to the ground hollering. It was rather...
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Men still want a Stepford Wife?!!
Last night, a male friend and I were having an Instant Message discussion regarding whether men actually prefer sweet or beautiful women (even if they are a tad dumb) over smart, witty women who are independent. His theory is that even though men profess to like smart, independent women, they only...
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
Shopping as Cure All
Blogit has become an addiction, and my competetive nature is getting the better of me, and I am picturing myself as some maniacal hag with long, dark hair in disarray just typing away NONSTOP. Screw this!! It's Sunday, it's gorgeous out (it's CA baby, not Florida), and I'm in desperate need of new...
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Hey, Blogit's a TEASE!!
I came back from my conference Friday afternoon, and realized I had finally cracked the top 100 in Journal rankings, and despite my saying I care nothing about my popularity (I'm a big fat liar), I was very happy. Because the truth is even though I initially moved to this site to improve my writing...
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Saturday, August 27, 2005
where has the time gone
I'm a real pro at wasting time, and I'm starting to get a bit tired of it. I think I've kept silent for too long in my previous relationship, and now I'm finally releasing. It's a good feeling to let all the words out, but am still constantly surprised by how little I know myself. I've been dreaming...
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Friday, August 26, 2005
Permanent Diarrhea (how the hell do you spell "diarhea"?) of the Mouth?
Yes, I admit a lot of shit's been spewing out of my mouth lately. Most noticeably, this has been occuring more frequently within the last couple of weeks, and most evident when I'm drinking. I haven't had a chance to write in the past couple of days since I was away at a work-related...
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005
I had 180 ml of Vick's Nyquil and a Starbuck's Grande Vanilla Latte
(only two pumps of vanilla with soy, please) sitting in an empty stomach at 8:30 in the morning, so I wasn't in the best of moods standing in line at Albertson's with three little kids resembling umpa lumpas screaming behind me. The umpas' mother had forgotten something and decided to leave her kids...
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
i'm a sleep-deprived monkey
or at least according to drug researchers in North Carolina who's been recently studying the effectiveness of "wake-up" drugs on a group of monkeys. Apparently, researchers have long believed what I held to be an obvious truth -- humans ARE monkeys, and our brains are indistinguishable from one...
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damn, seeing umpa lumpas again
it's times like this that i think i'm better off just going to sleep before midnight, because i always get a bit loony. i imagine i amuse myself more than i amuse others. going to sleep at reasonable hour -- good idea. posting pic of self online with umpa lumpas -- bad bad idea. my friends are gonna...
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