Belly Busters & Giggles Galore!: Things You Need To Know If You're Visiting Or Moving To TEXAS!

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Things You Need To Know If You're Visiting Or Moving To TEXAS!

If you're visiting or moving to Texas, there are a few rules you need to know.... Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows. When your waitress calls... Sign in to see full entry.

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