The Funniest One-Liners Ever Spoken (In Honor Of Rodney Dangerfield)
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples... Sign in to see full entry.