Best RED-NECK Pickup lines...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together. I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock? Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford pick up. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps. Howdy. You’re not the kinda... Sign in to see full entry.