Saturday, March 21, 2009
This is the worst "Bad Hair Day" ever!
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009
You know it's going to be a really bad day when... this happens to you!
...your twin sister forgets your birthday....you wake up face down on the pavement....you put your bra on backwards and it fits better....you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold....you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office....your birthday cake collapses from the...
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
In Case Of Emergency...
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
What's Your Excuse For Speeding?
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Don't Do That In My Water Bowl! ...
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
How to Poop at Work
How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival...
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
"SUICIDAL" When Lemons Go Bad...When They Can't Go On.
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Friday, February 13, 2009
OOOPS! ... It's Another Blonde Moment!
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on h er coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?' But the blonde keeps on screaming,...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Warning! This is a trip to the "Husband Store" ... Enter At Own Risk!
(( Read to the end!)) Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the...
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Here are 14 very important "Things My Mother Taught Me". Can You Relate?
Things My Mother Taught Me · My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" · My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." · My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't...
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