Friday, February 10, 2006
Horse Shit or Not?
I read my Yahoo horoscope everyday. Sometimes it is ridiculously, outlandishly nonsensical, and I wonder why I even bother. (Besides the fact that I get bored at work writing memos, newsletters, requests for loans…YAWN). Even horse shit is better than that shit. But sometimes the darnn thing is...
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Rude
Just need a moment to vent. As the result of a very difficult past 6 months, I’ve lost a significant amount of weight. It’s mainly because of an anti-depressant I’ve been on, which suppresses the appetite as well as acting as a smoking deterrent. I also don’t drink five times a week like I used to....
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Rest in Peace Kitty
My dad’s assistant is a cat lover. She is divorced and lives on her own---her cats are her only family. She lost one of her cats 6 months ago (Silver), and another one had to be put down last night (Hope). She has just one left (Buddy). She sent me an email this morning to let me know. It was just...
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Thursday, February 9, 2006
Does Anyone Else Think This is Crazy?
And what's even crazier is the fact that she continues to smoke?!
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006
Rules Are Made to be Broken
I have spent the past two years of my life on a dating roller coaster but primarily single--by choice of course. As a rule, I only dated one person exclusively for a maximum amount of 30 days, which was tracked carefully on my blackberry. In some cases I couldn’t even stand the guy for 7 days. It’s...
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006
Some Farewell Wishes from Company Employees
I can only imagine how tough it is going to be living/working in SoCal (always sunny, 80 degrees, happy people; sounds really brutal!!), but I think you might be just a bit happier there than in Raleigh. Best wishes. It has been a privilege working with you and I will surely miss you. Stay sweet and...
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Monday, February 6, 2006
Official Resignation Memo: From Dad/Boss to AC/Employee
Some Comic Relief.......... (But what is he Really Thinking?) I am writing to announce the resignation of AC Portla, Director of Corporate Communications. AC’s last day will be February 15, 2006. AC has been instrumental as our in-house writer and preparer of lender and investor books for financing...
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Friday, February 3, 2006
Wicked Witch of the West
My mood has been rotten lately. Last night I had to put myself in solitary confinement (my bedroom) so that I couldn’t be mean to anybody. When something was stupid on TV I cursed at it, as if it would make a difference. When I almost ran over a lady in the grocery store parking lot, I honked my...
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away
Is the grass always greener? I know, I know…it's a question that many of us have addressed and right now you’re thinking, “Ah geez. Not another Grass is Greener post…cliché, cliché, cliché …” Trust me--I hear ya. I just can't figure out what the real answer is. Quite often it seems to be the...
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Missing: One Set of Maternal Instincts
Ever since high school, I have had an intense aversion to children, especially babies. You have no idea how difficult it was for me to actually touch the baby in the picture above. I have absolutely no desire--- zip, zero, zilch, nil- --to be around them. In fact, they really creep me out. Case in...
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