Friday, February 17, 2006
I'm Pissing Myself Off
My manfriend and I have decided to give the long distance thing a try. Actually, he is quite adamant that it will work out. My friends have placed bets that it will last a month at most. They’re not trying to be cruel or anything, but there’s just so much going against us. It’s making me quite...
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Dumb Blonde Needs Technical Support
I miss my emoticons!!! I have a new lap top and it's a Mac iBook. It's a great little computer and so cute. But my smileys are gone! I have all of the other options on the tool bar, but where the hell did my smileys go?:'-( I don't like the old fashioned way. Any Mac users out there?
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
Help! Do I Stink?
What’s with our obsession with stinky people? In a previous post, one comment about a funky smelling hug turned into a slew of remarks about stinky people. Whether it’s BO, too much cologne, chronic bad breath, dirty clothes or the old “skip a shower after sex” scent, it seems human beings have no...
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Where am I, What am I doing here, and Who the hell are you?
Over the past few months I’ve been pretty well behaved; even borderline boring. I guess that’s what happens when you are in a serious relationship. Going prowling on the town loses its appeal especially with visions of too many shots followed by a vicious chili -cheese-dog-hog-down at three a.m.,...
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Lessons Learned at the Last Day of Work
Maybelline Lash Extension Waterproof mascara is pretty much ineffective after crying 3 times. The 4 th cry is questionable, and by the 5 th it looks like you have been attacked by black water-color paint. (Undoubtedly slung at you by an evil child.) Some people wait until they think you’re gone, and...
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Putting Waterproof Mascara to the Test
Today marks the last day of work at my dad’s company; a place that I have had a love/hate relationship with for the past sixteen months. Although times have been rough, and I’ve unearthed a dirty little secret that should have never left the vault, I’ve grown to love the people very much. Alright,...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
What in Carnation??
Happy Valentine's Day!! (whatever....) amoraphobia n. an irrational fear of Valentine’s Day. blue bawls n. an emotional, romantic version of flirting that leaves you feeling sad and crying. bud light n. the blatantly cheap flower selection from a guy who needs to be dumped ASAP. ( How was your...
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Monday, February 13, 2006
Explaining the Writing on my Ass
(In case any 8 year old boys were wondering...aah hemmm...did I mention I love kids?) Ok, these are the pants I was wearing when I was alone in the office with the Ass Looker. Basically I paid an obscene amount of money for designer sweat pants that have "Juicy" on the Derriere. I will treasure...
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Saturday, February 11, 2006
Diversifying Our Freelancing Portfolio
Double Edged Sword for Madame FactorFiction The positive critique of FOF’s oracle reading skills may be a double-edged sword. Perhaps she will get more clicks, and perhaps she will be bombarded with requests for readings. (Of course, not from you non-believers out there). Maybe when hubby is having...
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The New Madame Blavatsky is a Blogger!
OMG!! If this doesn’t make me a believer, I don’t think anything will! Last night, as her husband and his buds played poker and smoked cigars (ok, they probably didn’t smoke cigars, but I liked the mental picture), and her children sat wide-eyed in front of the TV watching Sponge Bob Square Pants (I...
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