Monday, February 27, 2006
Take the Drama Away and AC Doesn't Know What to Say
Since I’ve committed to discontinue Boyfriend Blog Overkill, I must unearth some new drama in my everyday life. Otherwise, my journal will look like this: Today I woke up, did some stuff, and then went to bed. Unfortunately there’s not a whole hell of a lot going on. I would say the most interesting...
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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Intruder in My Apartment
Time: 12:47 am I heard my roommate come home and turn on the alarm to our little apartment but I still didn't feel safe. All I could think about was the gruesome last chapter of the book I read in which a young woman gets her head chopped off by a psycho stalker. After tossing and turning, counting...
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This One is Dedicated to fwmystic:
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Lips are Sealed
Almost five months ago to the day, we began talking. I still have the ratty scraps of paper and napkins that I scribbled my thoughts on at the airport the day after we met. I was writing about him then, and I’m writing about him now. But I hadn’t fallen for him yet. This kind of “falling” hasn’t...
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Saturday, February 25, 2006
Things I thought about on the plane ride home
~ I look at my wrist and think it looks particulary boney today. ~ My hands are dry and chapped from the wintery weather. Heard something about a winter ‘vortex’. Whatever the hell that is. ~ The man across the aisle has a lapful of magazines, a green eye mask, and a matching fleece blanket. He also...
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I unleashed my inner bitch on you....will you forgive me?
He didn’t get mad. Not. Even. A. Little. I acted ridiculous--totally out of line, obnoxious, a self-serving bitch. (shall I go on?) When he saw how upset I was, all he did was try to make me feel better. He held me tight and made me giggle by saying stupid shit like: “ I love you more than monkeys...
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Friday, February 24, 2006
What would I do without you?
Thanks to everyone who stopped by---you made me smile. Don't feel like I'm dissing y'all....when I get home tomorrow, I'll be able to catch up on reading and commenting on everyone's blogs. We're going to have margaritas to celebrate the success of the introduction. I wouldn't say I won a gold...
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At Long Last...
I met the kids. It wasn't so bad. They are very sweet girls, but like usual, I'm awkward around children. He introduced me as a "friend" but I think they were on to us. The little one is adorable and super sweet. She kept trying to tell me stories and I couldn't really understand what she was...
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Thursday, February 23, 2006
I know....this is stupid...
Chuck Norris KNOWS where Carmen San Diego is.....
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One more for the road...
Everbody loves Raymond....except Chuck Norris.
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