Thursday, March 9, 2006
Does Love Have an Expiration Date?
I’ve been reading back through the last few months of my journal...what a gooey ball of love mush I’ve been! I can’t help but wonder where the hell that girl is now. I don’t know if it’s nerves or stress or something else, but I’ve been really annoyed and short tempered with my boyfriend lately....
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006
No Clever Headline Today
Dinner went surprisingly well although it took me about 3 hours to make. (I resisted the temptation to get take-out). When I was in school I actually had to take culinary classes and I wasn’t too bad of a “chef,” so I had no excuse when my parents asked me to make their favorite. I guess it was the...
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006
An Unexpected Visit, A Kitchen Punishment, and a Chemical Peel
Things are looking up. I found out my boyfriend is coming into town for work for a couple days. Since I’ll be here for a little longer than expected (albeit for the wrong reasons) we will get to spend a little time together. It’s going to be tricky, however, because he has to find a way to ditch...
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Does Anyone Know Where the Yellow Brick Road Is?
I asked the Wizard of Oz to take my heart away so it wouldn't hurt anymore...I think he took my brain instead. Thanks to everyone who stopped by and offered advice and encouragement. MandaLee, Nanaroo, FactorFiction, the_staggering_genius_, avant-garde, Dave_Cryer, tigerprincess, Blanche_DuBois,...
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Sunday, March 5, 2006
Wish I could fix the broken promise
I’ve been MIA from blogit for a few days now. I have to admit that I’m trying to slowly wean myself off of this place. So I guess you could say I’m in blogit rehab. But tonight I’m relapsing. I need a quick fix. Blogit has been addicting, entertaining, humorous, frustrating....therapeutic. It’s the...
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Wednesday, March 1, 2006
Nice Underwear Tag
My CA friends are so sweet---they are throwing a welcome back party for me. Unfortunately, this is what the E-Vite looks like... (I don't claim that ass, or the stupid tattoo.) Join us to Welcome AC's Ass Back to California! Finally she is back to where she belongs... let's kick off the debauchery...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Chuck is at it Again
Chuck Norris once competed in the running of the bulls.....but he walked.
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I Had a Bowl of Bitchy for Breakfast
Woke up at 4:23 am. Damn insomnia. I had to shake myself out of a dream in which my parents had decided to send me to boarding school in Australia. My friends came to a farewell dinner for me. We ate fried cheese, rock shrimp and calamari. I remember wanting to go to Wendy’s for a frosty but...
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Insomniac Activity of the Day: 'Am I Normal'
Are You Normal? Your Normalcy Quotient is: 41 out of 100. Your quiz results make you a Marvelous Maverick Giddy-up partner. You're a maverick and don't know what the definition of normal is. That's a-okay because you're now part of a fascinating group of desperadoes. Wherever you ride, it's sure to...
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Monday, February 27, 2006
It Takes a Special Person to be a Casket Seller
I’ve been searching for a job--you know, the thing that I quit cold-turkey a few weeks ago--and the response to my resume has been a little depressing. Today I was contacted by a casket selling company. I wonder if I’d be compensated based on sales volume. How morbid. Instead of being an “ambulance...
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