Harry really hated his old lady’s cat. So he put it in the car and drove twenty blocks away and dropped it off. Just as he pulled in the driveway, he noticed the cat sitting on the porch. The next day he decided he would take the cat 40 blocks away and drop it off. But again, the cat found it’s way... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
More comments overheard on the airplane ..
11. “Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.” 12. “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 22, 2009
## Overheard on the Plane ##
1. On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.” 2. Heard on a Southwest Airline... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 18, 2009
It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Church Bulletin Bloopers Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
ANY LAST WORDS? A lawyer was trying to console a weeping widow. Her husband had passed away without a will. "Did the deceased have any last words?" asked the lawyer. "You mean right before he died?" sobbed the window. "Yes," replied the lawyer, "they might be helpful if it's not too painful for you... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 11, 2009
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Saturday, May 9, 2009
A MOM'S PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep; For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. May I lie back — not have to think About what they're stuffing down the sink, Or who they're with, or where they're at And what they're doing to the cat. I pray... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 8, 2009
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law. * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs.... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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