Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Some Wise Old Turkeys .............
The older the turkeys got the smarter they became... Have a Great Day!
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
During Hunting Season One must always be alert... Otherwise the deer will outsmart you.... But the most important thing is to not fall asleep!
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Funny Newspaper Headlines ************************************ Queen Mary having bottom scraped Two convicts evade noose, jury hung Dealers will hear car talk at noon Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers War dims hope for peace Autos killing 110 a day,...
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007
' The Tater Saga '
Tater Saga Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting...
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Monday, November 5, 2007
* Pilgram Interupters *
"PILGRAM INTERUPTERS" This is a selection from a book called "Then Some Other Stuff Happened: A New History of America, Sort Of", a collection of short pieces about history written by eighth graders and compiled by Bill Lawrence, a teacher and columnist —...
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Sunday, November 4, 2007
Ads Gone Wrong For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. For Sale Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy....
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Redneck Jet Ski Redneck Etiquette Ears: While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. (NOTE: Keys must also be cleaned regularly, because ear wax buildup can short circuit a starter switch.) Brushing & Flossing Scientists have...
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Some times ~ Change is GOOD!
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Sunday, February 11, 2007
Puns ~ Bloggers don't have to be Irish to be related with 'TheTater People!
Tater People.... Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Spec Taters". Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters". Some...
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Sunday, January 14, 2007
KIDS WRITE TO GOD Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. -Amanda Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot today. - Janet Dear God, I like the story about Chanukah...
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