*********** OH DEER! **********
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Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
^^^^ Green Eggs and Spam ^^^^
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
#### Office Basketball ####
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Procrastinators Creed ..
PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Now She's Really Done It!
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all… if that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ So she got up, unplugged the... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
~~ A Salesman's Nightmare ~~
I'm an old-fashioned kind of gal and I resist all changes in modern technology. It's not that technology scares me, it's just that I'm cheap. When computers first came out, I studiously avoided them. I figured that pretty soon they'd become blonde-friendly and the price would go down. Eventually I... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Tractor Pull A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day." "Can't," replied... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Power of Deduction Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 29, 2009
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
ANDY ROONEY TAKES ON... (1) Grandmas: My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday. (2)... Sign in to see full entry.