** Things My Mother Taught Me! **
25 Things Mama Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 'You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL 'If you... Sign in to see full entry.