Tuesday, February 27, 2007
ATTENTION READERS: I WILL CONTINUE STORY
UPON MY RETURN. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME, AS I'M HAVING SOME PERSONAL ISSUES THAT MUST BE TAKEN CARE OF. THANK YOU, RENI G.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
THERE WILL BE NO MORE POSTS FROM RENIGADE
UNTIL THE AIR HAS CLEARED ENOUGH AROUND HERE FOR PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ WHAT I TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. Disclaimer: Author makes no affiliations, openly or otherwise, with any members involved in above-mentioned disputes. However, she must remain neutral as to gain favor...
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Sunday, February 18, 2007
OLEANDER, LESBIANS, AND A THORNY SITUATION
Anyone who spends more than a nanosecond of time with me immediately learns two things: First, I love landscaping. Second, the only thing I love better than landscaping is landscaping for free. So, when I noticed that the developer of our brand-spankin'-new neighborhood was finally pulling out the...
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Friday, February 16, 2007
AM I CROSSING THE LINE WITH THIS BREAKUP?
I've never wanted to be one of "those moms." You know the type--the ones who are way too involved in their children's lives. They spend every waking moment shuttling their little clones to soccer games, violin lessons, and karate tournaments, all while micro-managing every aspect of their childrens'...
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Thursday, February 15, 2007
QUIVERING KNEES, TREMBLING HANDS, AND A BURNING LABIA
JUST ANOTHER VALENTINE'S DAY IN MY LIFE... Geez, I wish... When my mother called me from Germany--where she is visiting my family--at 5:30 in the morning Valentine's Day, I assumed somebody must be dead or dying. Well, no one was dead, but Mom really thought she was dying. "Call your father and give...
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Monday, February 12, 2007
I THINK I MUST HAVE IT ALL BACKWARDS
After all, looking at it straight on brings no clarity whatsoever. And, no matter which way I analyze my feelings, nothing short of a Freudian nightmare can fully explain my feelings towards a certain ex-boyfriend of mine. Or rather, his looks. We have often corresponded over the past few years,...
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Sunday, February 11, 2007
Nary a Harsh Word Spoken...
As my oldest daughter, Lauren, has been having difficulty on her spelling tests lately, I've made sure to spend time each evening teaching her how to sound words out--and then spell them. Meanwhile, in the background, my 5-year-old son Benjamin continues with his daily routine of shaving the cat,...
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Saturday, February 10, 2007
Why, Oh Why, Am I Doing This Again?????
Maybe I just feel that you bozos haven't yet learned all there is to know about corn. None-the-less, get ready!
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Thursday, May 25, 2006
Where's the Pee?????
Yesterday was the kindergarten's annual beach party--held on school grounds and supervised by the kindergarten teacher and an assortment of parents willing to brave the 100 degree heat to monitor muddy, wet, and hyper children on their second to last day of school. After watching the children slide...
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Moron Rides Again...
Well, the morning after the infamous "faucet" incident (in which hubby wanted to call a plumber because he forgot to turn the cold water off) started off much the same as the previous one. Once again, hubby gently tapped my shoulder and hurriedly whispered, "Hun, I can't get the hot water knob to...
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