Friday, June 4, 2004
SCREW JURASSIC OIL AND THE CAMEL IT RODE IN ON! (Digitally Remastered)
Free frozen blubber-pops with every fill-up!! It’s been suggested by liberals and other weepy jellyfish that the United States' recent thumping of Iraq was really based on an imperialistic, spoiled, arrogant expectation that we have unlimited access to petroleum-based products for the foreseeable...
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Saturday, May 29, 2004
BE STILL MY THROBBING...HEART! A LETTER FROM BLOGIT BRIAN!!
I can't believe it!! My head is just swimming! I wrote to Blogit to tell them how much moose-dick some of the new site changes suck, and then BRIAN wrote back to me....in person!!! I KNOW-I KNOW!!!!! OK-OK-OK!!!! Here's the email --- Mark, Thanks for the details. We'll see if we can tweak anything...
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Sunday, May 16, 2004
Mother2303 Reveals Bush! (WARNING - Extremely Disturbing Photo)
CAPTION CONTEST: "Who do I have to blow around here to get a bottle of gin?"
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Friday, May 14, 2004
HOMOPHOBIC ARIALA FINALLY HAS BUSH FOR BIRTHDAY (Warning: Explicit Photo!)
BIRTHDAY BUSH PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: "Well, Mr. President, how would you like a tour of MY oval office?"
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Friday, May 7, 2004
GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE ~ Finale: Release of the Death Cloud
Now that we’ve entered the renaissance merde here in Blogitburg, launched by our own resident Scatologist Chris2303, the time (and air) seems ripe for my own pant-warming memoirs of fecal familiarity. So, strap on your Depends and join me for the conclusion of: GASTROINTESTINAL THEATRE True Tales of...
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