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Friday, July 2, 2004

KRAKHEADS! Latest issue of "Schizoblognia Clues" on newstands NOW!!!

Order your copy TODAY!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 1, 2004

It won't die...run...run from...NIGHT OF THE NEVER-LEAVING BLOGGER!!!!!

YOU THINK IT'S GONE. THINK AGAIN... IT'S A NIGHTMARE... AND THERE'S NO WAKING UP!! Sign in to see full entry.

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KRACKED: You May Already Be Contaminated! Take This Test NOW!!

ATTENTION BLOGGERS!!! RECENT BLOGGING EVENTS INDICATE AN OUTBREAK OF SEVERE SCHIZOBLOGNIA DISORDER, AN UNCONTROLLABLE MALADY THAT, LEFT UNTREATED, WORSENS TO A DEGREE UTTERLY UNBEARABLE TO THE NON-INFECTED. THERE IS EVERY LIKELYHOOD THAT YOU’VE BEEN EXPOSED TO THIS VIRUS. PLEASE CAREFULLY REVIEW THE... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 27, 2004

FAHRENHEIT 2556 ~ Sordid Blogger's Affair Exposed!!

At the request of Reservoir_Writer and legions of faithful followers of this blog (the six of you know who you are), I'm launching a new summertime family activity in an ocean near you. ******************************************************* Michael & Me: Deep-Sea Whale Watch & Harpoon Adventure... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 25, 2004

In Honor of Michael Moore: Whale Tale 2 (Exclusive New Photos!!)

Michael Moore being hauled aboard a French whaling ship. Whalers said the bloated carcass yeilded 200 barrels of premium-grade grease. Michael Moore, who is to America’s blue-collar worker what France is to resistance, received the prestigious Palme d’Or at this years’ Cannes Film Festival for his... Sign in to see full entry.

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