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Monday, August 31, 2009

Finally!

I started writing the 1st draft of my manuscript for my novel last february, more than 6 months ago, and ever since, I have been struggling with keeping up to the task. There were times where I go into a positive frenzy and so into writing that I was able to complete several chapters in the space of a few days or weeks; but there were also other times when a whole week passes and I haven't written anything significant, or I write a whole chapter and then decide that it's not what I want so I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 30, 2009

The Last Transformation

Ok...this is the last blog to be transformed. This blog was formerly known as Random Dialogues, and it was perhaps the least filled-up one and the least I added entries to, because it was oh so very hard to come up with meaningful random dialogues. Anyways, so I changed this blog to My Novel. I am currently publishing my first novel, and I am going through many experiences. From struggling to complete my manuscript to going through the whole publishing process. In this blog (which I plan to be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A Cucumber, A Pickle, & a Penis (PG13)

A cucumber, a pickle & a penis were talking about life! The cucumber said, when i get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad! The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big & hard they chop me up & drown me in vinegar! The penis says, lads thats nothing compared 2 what i go thru when i get big & hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave & bang my head against a wall until i throw up & faint! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Alan & The Shrink

This dialogue would be best appreciated if visualized rather than read. The shrink would best be visualized as someone like Billy Crystal in Analyze This/Analyze That, and the patient (Alan) would be best visualized as any given person - your average Joe - for some reason I'm seeing Ashton Kutcher, but you're free to visualize the dialogue and the characters as you like. Shrink: Tell me, Alan, what do you see? Alan: ummmm, I see a man... in his swimsuit Shrink: Go on... Alan: He's trying to go... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

A man was sitting at a diner, a pretty woman passed by his table on her way to the ladies room. He hit on her and on her way back from the restroom he invited her to sit at his table. She accepted and took the sit opposite him. The following conversation took place: Man: Waffles..?? Woman: No. You didn't invite me here to sit with you to have waffles no? Man (quietly taken aback by her inquisition): No - Woman: Then why did you? she pierced him a glaring look and leaned forward a bit. Man: Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Moon and The Sun

Moon: I envy you.. Sun: Why? Moon: you light up the world and you give life to plants. Sun: But you light up the night and you direct people navigating through deserts and seas. And if I give life to plants, you move the waters of the vast oceans and seas. Moon: but you're bigger, and people appreciate you more; and perceive you as more powerful, for they have worshipped you at times! Sun: but people love you, moon; for they have been inspired by you to write, and they talk to you when they feel... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Next Tuesday

She: Are you going to take me out to dinner tonight? He: Why should I? She: Because you promised, Al. He: When did I promise you that? She: Oh you seem to have a very short memory.. Remember Al? Before yesterday? When you said If I cleaned the bathroom you would take me out to dinner? He: Oh Jenny, I said next tuesday not this tuesday! Today! She: Yes you're right, you did say next tuesday, and when you say "next tuesday" on Sunday, it means this tuesday - TODAY! He: "Next tuesday" means NEXT... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ask Obama!

Reporter: President Bush, what's your take on the Middle East crisis? Bush: Middle East crises? what Middle East Crises? Reporter: Errrm, Israel's war on Gaza, Palestine? Hammas? The airstrikes?... Bush: Oh yeah, that crises.. I thought you said the Middle East.. Reporter: Well yeah, Sir, it is the Middle East! Bush: Now hold on lady, I might be the President of the United States, but that doesn't mean I don't know geography! Israel and Palestine are no where near the middle east! Reporter: Sir,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Cherry..

Jimmy: Hey Al, wussup? Al (sitting at his office at work): Hey Jimmy, the boss is back! Jimmy: Really?! That's early, black or white? Al: Black! Seems management got to him this time, he certainly doesn't look like it a was a good meeting. Julia (the secretary, coming to Al's office): Hey guys - Jimmy, Al.. Jimmy and Al: Hey.. Julia: Al, I need you to sign on this (puts a form in front of him, then looks up at both guys). Did you see the new girl, guys? Jimmy: Yeah she's hot! Julia (thinking to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

4 Pair of Shoes

Note: 'Diwaniyas' are common in Arabian Gulf countries like Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, UAE etc. A diwaniya is a place (could be a living room, a hall, a tent..) where men basically gather and talk. Anything ranging from sports, politics, economy, family matters and so on are usually discussed in diwaniyas and games like cards, dominoes, board games and even video games are sometimes played in diwaniyas. The following dialogue is taking place in a small diwaniya of 5 men: Man5 (entering the Diwaniya):... Sign in to see full entry.

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This blog is dedicated to my writing my debut novel. I am going through many experiences becoming a writer (officially an author/novelist), completing my manuscript, and going through the whole publishing process; and so this blog it to share those experiences until my novel is actually out.

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