Friday, January 11, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS A POINT
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla." - Mitch Ratcliffe
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Sunday, January 6, 2008
THE COLONEL SHARES ONE OF HIS BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS
"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand..." - Peter Oakley
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS ADVICE ON HOW TO NAME YOUR CHILDREN
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008
A PROFOUND STATEMENT FROM THE COLONEL TO START YOUR NEW YEAR
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. " ~Author Unknown
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Sunday, December 30, 2007
THE COLONEL PREACHES HIS MORNING SERMON
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence." - Doug MacLeod
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
THE COLONEL MAKES A POINT
"What other people think of me is not my business." - Andrew Kudiacik
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007
IMPORTANT ADVICE FROM THE COLONEL
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
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Monday, December 24, 2007
COLONEL HAIRBALL SHARES A CHRISTMAS STORY
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the crèche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant...
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Sunday, December 23, 2007
COLONEL HAIRBALL SHARES HIS SPACE WITH BAMBOO TODAY
This morning and last night, Little Bamboo has been upside down and in my arms like a baby. I rock him and baby talk to him. The best part about it is that I don't have to change a dirty diaper or deal with a baby crying...Plus, I love his big head. Here he is in my big fluffy robe, getting rocked....
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
HOW NOT TO TRAIN A HORSE
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen." He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord." The horse started going...
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