Tuesday, January 29, 2008
THE COLONEL ON PREJUDICE
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -- W.C. Fields
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Sunday, January 27, 2008
THE COLONEL MAKES A POINT ON POLITICS
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." - Alfred E. Newman
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
THE COLONEL REMEMBERS HIS GOOD OLE DAYS
50 years of Marriage A couple who'd been married for over 50 years were sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her. "Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and...
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS ADVICE ON LOVE
"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." -
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Monday, January 21, 2008
WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT COLONEL HAIRBALL'S HOUSE?
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
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Saturday, January 19, 2008
THE COLONEL MAKES A POINT CONCERNING WRITING
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
THE COLONEL'S CONFESSION ABOUT SMALL TOWNS
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do." -- Lenny Bruce
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
THE COLONEL DISCUSSES HIS FRUSTRATIONS WITH TRAVELING
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
THE COLONEL PINPOINTS CERTAIN TYPES OF BLOGGERS
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill
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Saturday, January 12, 2008
THE COLONEL'S LOGIC
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz
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