Thursday, January 24, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS ADVICE ON LOVE
"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." -
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Monday, January 21, 2008
WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT COLONEL HAIRBALL'S HOUSE?
"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett
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Saturday, January 19, 2008
THE COLONEL MAKES A POINT CONCERNING WRITING
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
THE COLONEL'S CONFESSION ABOUT SMALL TOWNS
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do." -- Lenny Bruce
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
THE COLONEL DISCUSSES HIS FRUSTRATIONS WITH TRAVELING
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
THE COLONEL PINPOINTS CERTAIN TYPES OF BLOGGERS
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill
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Saturday, January 12, 2008
THE COLONEL'S LOGIC
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz
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Friday, January 11, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS A POINT
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla." - Mitch Ratcliffe
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Sunday, January 6, 2008
THE COLONEL SHARES ONE OF HIS BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS
"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand..." - Peter Oakley
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
THE COLONEL HAS ADVICE ON HOW TO NAME YOUR CHILDREN
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
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