Sunday, February 10, 2008
THE COLONEL REMINDS HIS WIFE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT
"Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall."
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Saturday, February 9, 2008
THE COLONEL MAKES A KEEN A OBSERVATION
"If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
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Thursday, February 7, 2008
THE SECRET IS OUT
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." - Bob Dole
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
THE COLONEL ON "THE JONESES"
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
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Monday, February 4, 2008
THE COLONEL GIVES YOU A GOOD IDEA
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it. -- Paul Merton
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
THE COLONEL ON ORIGINALITY
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. -- Laurence J Peter
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Friday, February 1, 2008
THE COLONEL'S PROBLEM
A man commented to his lunch companion, Colonel Hairball, "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." -- Sam Ewing
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Thursday, January 31, 2008
THE COLONEL CONFESSES
"I love children especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." - Nancy Mitford
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
THE COLONEL RECOMMENDS EATING ORGANIC. HERE'S WHY
One Good Reason to Eat Organic By Shane "The People's Chemist" Ellison "Eating organic" isn't just a good way to support your local farmers. It can also help you avoid Type II diabetes. In a study released by the American Diabetes Association, scientists discovered that herbicide exposure poses a...
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
WHEN TAX DOLLARS ARE USED TO SHOOT ANIMALS
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