COLONEL HAIRBALL

Friday, March 21, 2008

WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A MOOSE?

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

THE COLONEL ON HOW TO HANDLE ALLIGATORS

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river." Cordel Hull Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

THE COLONEL, ON MAKING PANCAKES

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. -- W.C. Fields Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

SOMETIMES THE COLONEL GIVES BAD ADVICE

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

THE COLONEL ON CERTAIN PEOPLE

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

THE COLONEL MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING

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Friday, February 29, 2008

PROOF THE COLONEL IS CRAZY

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." Steven Wright Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM COLONEL HAIRBALL

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

CONSIDER THIS DURING TAX SEASON

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. Mark Twain Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

THE COLONEL ON HIS DRIVING

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' Sign in to see full entry.

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