Tuesday, February 5, 2008
THE COLONEL ON "THE JONESES"
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
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Monday, February 4, 2008
THE COLONEL GIVES YOU A GOOD IDEA
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it. -- Paul Merton
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
THE COLONEL ON ORIGINALITY
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. -- Laurence J Peter
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Friday, February 1, 2008
THE COLONEL'S PROBLEM
A man commented to his lunch companion, Colonel Hairball, "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." -- Sam Ewing
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Thursday, January 31, 2008
THE COLONEL CONFESSES
"I love children especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." - Nancy Mitford
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
THE COLONEL RECOMMENDS EATING ORGANIC. HERE'S WHY
One Good Reason to Eat Organic By Shane "The People's Chemist" Ellison "Eating organic" isn't just a good way to support your local farmers. It can also help you avoid Type II diabetes. In a study released by the American Diabetes Association, scientists discovered that herbicide exposure poses a...
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
WHEN TAX DOLLARS ARE USED TO SHOOT ANIMALS
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THE COLONEL ON PREJUDICE
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -- W.C. Fields
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Sunday, January 27, 2008
THE COLONEL MAKES A POINT ON POLITICS
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." - Alfred E. Newman
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
THE COLONEL REMEMBERS HIS GOOD OLE DAYS
50 years of Marriage A couple who'd been married for over 50 years were sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her. "Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and...
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