COLONEL HAIRBALL

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

WHAT DO SMOKERS AND PEOPLE WITH CAT ALLERGIES HAVE IN COMMON?

hack, hack, hack, hack, hack Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SAY IS...

"Stuff It" Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

WHEN EVERYONE COMES AT YOU

...Go airborne and shoot straight for the mashed potatoes. Colonel Hairball Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

A RECIPE FOR AN UNSUCCESSFUL CHRISTMAS DINNER

Just include me in the batter. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Cough it up. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

TIRED OF THE ISSUES?

Sweep us under the rug... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

HOW TO GET RID OF UNWANTED VISITORS

Invite me and my army along. Colonel Hairball Sign in to see full entry.

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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM "THE MAN"

To save the life of your vacuum, use it only twice a year. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY BY COLONEL HAIRBALL

Are things complicated in your life? Hairy? "Calm, quiet deliberation, disintangles every knot." Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

VACUUMS SUCK

Let me introduce myself. My name is Pilobezoar. My friends know me as Colonel Hairball. Below is a definition of what I am, though I am slightly evolved. I have not come from the internals of a cat or other animal. Read the description to the right for additional insight into my essence and my... Sign in to see full entry.

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