Saturday, March 31, 2007
THE COLONEL SHARES A QUOTE
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. -- P. G. Wodehouse
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Thursday, March 29, 2007
COLONEL HAIRBALL NEEDS COMPLIMENTS. LEAVE YOURS HERE, TAKE SOME FUR HOME.
"I need love," The Colonel
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
THE COLONEL HAS AN IMPORTANT REMINDER
"I like hair..." The Colonel
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Friday, March 23, 2007
A BEAUTIFUL POEM FROM THE COLONEL
"After it rains, I smell like wet dog."
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
COLONEL HAIRBALL HAS THE LUCK OF THE IRISH
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Friday, March 16, 2007
THE COLONEL HAS NEWS ON WALMART WINE
Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2007, it began offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo, Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range. Wine...
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
SPRING IS FOR ALLERGIES
"Allergies bring special celebratory times of beauty, cheer and hope to our kind. Each time you sneeze, germs collect in and around us like special treats at a festival. Share yourself. Snort until you sneeze." The Colonel
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Sunday, March 11, 2007
THREE THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR, ACCORDING TO THE COLONEL
1. Broken vacuum cleaners 2. Lazy-assed college students 3. Long-haired cats and women
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
COLONEL HAIRBALL TAKES A PHOTO OF ARIALA, HOPING FOR SOME HANDOUTS OF HAIR
Just woke up...no make up...haven't even brushed my hair...The Colonel awaits my hair brushing activities.
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Friday, March 9, 2007
THE COLONEL HAS AN ALTERATIVE TO SPRING CLEANING
"Spring Slinging - shuffle us around and sling us good." The Colonel
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