COLONEL HAIRBALL

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

LEARN HOW WOMEN COMMUNICATE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (from an email I got this morning from one of my brothers, haha) (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 5:28 AM | add or view comments (4) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Saturday, November 1, 2008

THIS IS THE REAL JOE THE PLUMBER

Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 6:12 AM | add or view comments (3) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Thursday, October 23, 2008

GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOR

The PASTOR'S CAT... Dwight Nelson (Someone I actually know) recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 8:50 AM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

THE TRUTH ON POLITICS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 5:33 AM | add or view comments (8) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Sunday, October 5, 2008

FACE IT, CARROT JUICE IS MURDER.

Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 3:55 AM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Saturday, September 13, 2008

THE CHRISTIAN BEAR

I was looking at some bear photos just now and asked out loud, "Why do bears have to be so mean? Mr. Ariala turns to me and said he had a bear joke for me. A Christian man is walking a trail in the woods and all of a sudden a grizzly bear comes charging out of the woods and knocks him down. The man... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 6:02 AM | add or view comments (6) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Thursday, July 31, 2008

BIG CAT NEEDS HOME (AND CHEESEBURGER)

http://www.kmbc.com/video/17036179/index.html?source=CNN Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 5:40 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

SOME OF YOU COULD USE A LITTLE EXERCISE!

Click on this link: http://www.sonnyradio.com/treadmillcats.html Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 5:44 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Friday, June 6, 2008

Ummm

Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 7:49 AM | add or view comments (3) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

HOW ABOUT ONE OF THESE FOR A PET?

Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Ariala at 4:45 PM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry