Ariala's Crapola Blog

Saturday, November 15, 2003

I like Sex and God both, so what?

I like sex. I like God. He created sex and it makes us all feel like a god at times. So there you have it. I am not ashamed of it and if anyone challenges me on this, I'll cry. Thank you. Sign in to see full entry.

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

I am writing in all my blogs today, except today is actually yesterday. I will be gone most of the day tomorrow, which is actually today to all of you. Confused? Well, don't be. Just click on all my blogs and leave me some comments. I desperately need attention, you know. Here are my blogs. Thank... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 14, 2003

Just had it out with good ole hubby...

This is November 14, you know "Pick on Ariala" Day? If you haven't heard of it, let me clue you in. It's the kind of day every person lives for -- the day: You are attacked online for being a lousy writer Women at work give you dirty looks for no apparent reason You find out about bills you didn't... Sign in to see full entry.

I'M SO GLAD I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!

It's so nice to to fully detached from my life's details. I mean even right here on the network, it's nice not to give a crap about what people think or don't think of you. Giving a crap means having your heart thrown on the ground, stomped on and then ignored and left for dead. Wow, glad I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

ARE YOU COMPACT?

JUST A THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEWHERE Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked "Compact." Sign in to see full entry.

WHAT CRACKS ME UP MOST ABOUT PEOPLE ON THIS NETWORK

I always think it's funny when people get upset at the BN for taking up all their time. I mean really, people, if you can't control how much time you spend on this network, don't blame it on blogging or on this network. It's like that fat kid in New York, or wherever it was, that tried to sue... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Epitaphs

These came in an email and thought I'd share them with you all A little graveyard humor. Supposedly real... On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived... Sign in to see full entry.

I AM NOT A QUEEN, I AM A PRINCESS...QUEENS ARE FAT, PRINCESSES ARE MAIDENS

Do not refer to me as a Blogging Queen -- call me a Blogging Princess, thank you. I weigh under 115, and queens weigh at least 150! I visualize queens as big girls with fluffy butts. Nothing wrong with that, but it ain't me. Got it? I am a princess...a maiden in distress...and a Repunzel in a tower... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

An Old Boyfriend Just Called...

There must still be a full moon in the sky somewhere...my old boyfriend called -- the one who I allowed to mess up my mind and life. Yeah, him. He hasn't called in a long time. When he calls he doesn't say much. He sort of just sits there and expects me to carry the ball. What is it with people? It... Sign in to see full entry.

My Multiple Personality Disorder is Coming Out...

I think I need to get away from the BN and from myself for awhile. My multiple personality disorder is coming out and I'm afraid of what I may say or do behind the keyboard today. Bonnie is here. If you haven't seen Original Sin with Angelina Jolie, well you need to see it. One of Ariala's... Sign in to see full entry.

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