Ariala's Crapola Blog

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Time for Some Turkey Jokes, right in time for you know what!

Turkey Jokes! ------------------------------------- What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing; they are already stuffed! ------------------------------------- What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Go to peck-nics! ------------------------------------- How are a Turkey, a Donkey,... Sign in to see full entry.

IT'S TOO DANG COLD OUTSIDE!!!!

I know I shouldn't be complaining, but it's in the 20s here and COLD!!! I put out a box with a blanket for a stray cat that likes to visit. The opposum is welcomed if he wants it. First come, first serve. Today I ran errands, sold books, and cleaned closets. I got all my winter clothes in one closet... Sign in to see full entry.

Which of Your Own Blogs is Your Personal Favorite?

Well, when it comes to determining which of my own blogs is my favorite, I can easily say it's: Quantum, Metaphysics & Pseudo Sciences by Ariala - 3 days ago Does Water Have Memory??? - Here are some notes I gathered from various... Everything Else - Popularity rank: 141 The reason it's my favorite... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Sex With the Brits

I see that when I was gone, Chris was making appeals to American women for sex. Guess he's had all of England and is done with the motherland. Now he wants to pervert the women across the ocean. Isn't that just dandy. Has there been any takers? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 21, 2003

MEASURING TAPE SHOWS I HAVE THE BADDEST BOOBS THE BN HAS EVER SEEN!

So it's come to this, aye? A booby trap, no less. Well, Ariala passes the pen test. That's right, my boobs don't sag and they are the perfect size, according to my husband. They may not be the biggest, but baby, they're the baddest! And don't you all forget that! Sign in to see full entry.

A New Blogger I would recommend

I don't normally do this, but I have done it before. Today, I'd like to recommend a new blogger to you. He goes by the name of Skidd. Hey, I may not agree with every thing he says, but I like his style. Check him out! Blogs: Skidd-N-Religion - 10 hours ago Debate sprinkled with acrimony. Anger... Sign in to see full entry.

I HAVE THE DAY OFF...I'M GOING SWIMMING!

I'm taking my mom to the gym, on a guest pass, and we will go swimming. She is 75 and looks 50. I am 38 and look 61, so we will look like sisters. I hate exercise, and my membership ends in early December. I'm embarassed to say that I have not used it much this month. Do I feel guilty?... Sign in to see full entry.

MY LESBIAN EXPERIENCE

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL

Wasn't there a commerical like that? If I remember right it had something to do with hair coloring? Well, when it comes to the real world, as well as the world of blogging, you could just about apply the same principle. Whether its physical beauty or popularity, people won't like you if you possess... Sign in to see full entry.

A Challenge To Those In the Top 10 and BEYOND

I've grown sick of two things. People who keep complaining about the quality of blogs and people who are constantly worried that their dang blogs are gonna sink because they're writing "quality material." Why don't you all shaddup and blog? Don't worry about your position or who's sporting what... Sign in to see full entry.

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