Ariala's Crapola Blog

Friday, November 14, 2003

WHAT CRACKS ME UP MOST ABOUT PEOPLE ON THIS NETWORK

I always think it's funny when people get upset at the BN for taking up all their time. I mean really, people, if you can't control how much time you spend on this network, don't blame it on blogging or on this network. It's like that fat kid in New York, or wherever it was, that tried to sue... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Epitaphs

These came in an email and thought I'd share them with you all A little graveyard humor. Supposedly real... On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived... Sign in to see full entry.

I AM NOT A QUEEN, I AM A PRINCESS...QUEENS ARE FAT, PRINCESSES ARE MAIDENS

Do not refer to me as a Blogging Queen -- call me a Blogging Princess, thank you. I weigh under 115, and queens weigh at least 150! I visualize queens as big girls with fluffy butts. Nothing wrong with that, but it ain't me. Got it? I am a princess...a maiden in distress...and a Repunzel in a tower... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

An Old Boyfriend Just Called...

There must still be a full moon in the sky somewhere...my old boyfriend called -- the one who I allowed to mess up my mind and life. Yeah, him. He hasn't called in a long time. When he calls he doesn't say much. He sort of just sits there and expects me to carry the ball. What is it with people? It... Sign in to see full entry.

My Multiple Personality Disorder is Coming Out...

I think I need to get away from the BN and from myself for awhile. My multiple personality disorder is coming out and I'm afraid of what I may say or do behind the keyboard today. Bonnie is here. If you haven't seen Original Sin with Angelina Jolie, well you need to see it. One of Ariala's... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Scientists Uncover Neurobiological Basis For Romantic Love, Trust, And Self

NEW ORLEANS, Nov. 10 - In new studies, scientists are discovering the neurobiological underpinnings of romantic love, trust, and even of self. New research also shows that a specific brain area - the amygdala - is involved in the process of understanding the intentions of others, in particular when... Sign in to see full entry.

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES...read these actual words said in court...

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last... Sign in to see full entry.

hahahahahha, this is good!

Having a bad day? In a hospital's Intensive Care ward, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why... Sign in to see full entry.

To the Turkeys on this Network!

It seems we're surrounded by turkeys! You know, what I mean? Well, since it's November and many of you in the U.S will be gobbling up the gobblers soon, I thought I'd share with you some interesting facts about our friend the turkeys. Turkeys originated in North and Central America, and evidence... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 10, 2003

A BLOGGER SENT ME A GIFT IN SNAIL MAIL TODAY! WOW, WHAT A SURPRISE!

I just got home from work and found a package from Canada in the mail. It didn't have a return address, but inside were beautiful postcards from Paris, a wonderful calendar of the Lourdes Museum and a map. Who in the world sent this to me, I thought? On one of the postcards it read Congrat's... Sign in to see full entry.

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