Evolutionary Theory of Farts: Flaired Farts in Ancient Times

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Flaired Farts in Ancient Times

A surprising discovery from my most recent Fart Expedition uncovered a surprising fart molecular structure. The molecular structure of farts has evolved into tapered molecular shapes, allowing farts to worm their way into almost any opening. This one evolved characteristic, taper3ed fart molecules,... Sign in to see full entry.

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