traveling
Two vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons, and the flight attendant said, “I’m sorry, but there’s a limit of two carrion per passenger.” Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
dr dr
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.” “It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
it's all in how you see it
A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:- Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars Sign in to see full entry.
dad...
Am I a polar bear? One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear." Why do you ask? I’m Freezing!!... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Which one?
The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman. “Which bus should I take to Mahim?” “Bus Number 177,” the woman replied, and caught the next bus. The same evening, the woman got off a bus at the same stop and found the... Sign in to see full entry.
Riddle me this
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 3, 2015
Riddle me this II
Q: Why did the Antartian scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Sign in to see full entry.
riddle me this
Q. What did the Antartian name his pet zebra? A. Spot Sign in to see full entry.
marriage
T here was a young woman who was very much interested in marrying this wealthy Old gentleman. After he proposed, she suggested, “we might even have some children!” The old gentleman replied, “Oh, no, my parents won’t let me.” “What do you mean?” asked the young woman “Who are your parents?” He... Sign in to see full entry.
ho ho ho
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door? A. Because it soot’s him! Sign in to see full entry.