Funny - Funny - Funny for Saturday, March 20, 2004

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Saturday, March 20, 2004

How Many Punchlines Can You Come Up With???????????????????????????????????

Besides the obvious punchline to this joke, which of course is A Newspaper, can you think of any others? I've listed my contributions below. What Black and White and Red/Read All Over? A Penguin Holding His Breath A Panda Bear in a Blender A Nun in a Blender An Embarrassed Skunk Sign in to see full entry.

Dirty Riddles..............................................................

...that really aren't! I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? - A Nose - I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? - Peanut Butter - I assist an erection. Sometimes big... Sign in to see full entry.

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