GRANDMA'S TIPS ON MARRYING: First, the don'ts, Don't marry Bob Jones, you won't enjoy it either. Second, don't marry the son of a big man in a small central american banana republic. He might become president one day and then everyone will know what an idiot you were. Third, don't marry a musician. They are never home, you can't fight the groupies and they have to share $15 with seven other fellows each night that they play. Fourth, don't marry someone who doesn't like their mother. They won't... Sign in to see full entry.