GRANDMA'S WORLD for Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Another repost of Beauty Tips this time...

GRANDMA'S BEAUTY TIPS: First, never let your teeth get more than four feet away from you at any time. There could be a fire, a break in, an unexpected visitor or some old flame knocking at that door. Second,if unwilling to perform those tricep and bicep exercises, wear 3/4 length or long sleeves. Third, when young and hot, flaunt it. It will soon go and then you must NOT flaunt it, as it is gone forever, and public foolishness is hard to live down. Fourth, do something wild and unpredictable... Sign in to see full entry.

This is a reposting...

GRANDMA'S TIPS ON MARRYING: First, the don'ts, Don't marry Bob Jones, you won't enjoy it either. Second, don't marry the son of a big man in a small central american banana republic. He might become president one day and then everyone will know what an idiot you were. Third, don't marry a musician. They are never home, you can't fight the groupies and they have to share $15 with seven other fellows each night that they play. Fourth, don't marry someone who doesn't like their mother. They won't... Sign in to see full entry.

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