Burning Frankincense, thank God there's no myrrh...
Only foolish people light their gas stove burner on low under a brass bowl of frankincense and walk away to turn on their computer for a second. Those same people soon notice a low hanging, fragrant cloud of black smoke snaking onto the ceiling. A short run into the kitchen discloses a small bowl of yellow and red flaming fire on the burner. Turning off the burner and smothering the mess of flames with a crock pot's glass lid does the trick. However, breathing inside here has been a problem ever... Sign in to see full entry.