I sat reading the paper in the garden and drinking coffee and then.....
This Crazy Old Woman Just Swallowed a Fly, Perhaps I'll Die. There was an old woman who saw a fly in her coffee cup and followed through on her swallow, in spite of that. Maybe it didn't register in my demented old mind until after I had lifted the cup all the way and swallowed. I felt it wiggle and... Sign in to see full entry.