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Monday, October 9, 2006

This day is based on a big fat lie!

This is perhaps one of my least favorite days of the year; so called “Columbus Day”. Why you ask? Why would an otherwise rational person get all bent out of shape over this unassuming federal holiday? I’ll tell you. First of all it just irks me because Christopher Columbus did not discover America.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

I'm a junkie...I need help!

That’s right folks…me, Alf, the model citizen, the pillar of virtue. I’ve began a slow decent down what I’m sure is a dark path. You guessed it; I’m becoming addicted to Ebay. It started innocently enough; I hold poker tournaments at my house and the season is approaching. I went on Ebay looking for... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The American Idol Experience...

This is my first hand account of audition day. It's kind of long, I have not taken time to edit it yet. AMERICAN IDOL A Dads point of view We showed up about 5:30 on Tuesday morning at Key Arena, my son Clint and I. The line of people already there was unbelievable. We were walking down alongside... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 15, 2006

You might see me on TV...

Hey everybody, I'm pretty excited. In the last year it has come to my attention that my good son Clint has inherited the singing gene. My brother has the gene in a big way...I only have half a gene but I still do ok. Anyway, This Saturday I am taking my son to Seattle to register for the American... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 7, 2006

ATTRACTION....?

ATTRACTION Have you ever considered the components of physical attraction between men and women? For me it is akin to the game of golf, because I sort of get it...but I fear I will never master it. Everyone is different, that is for sure. You know how sometimes you see a couple and you wonder how... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

The Bumble Boose....

I live in a well established suburban little neighborhood. The road comes in and makes a loop around a big community field. I walk my dog around the loop and look at everybodies "stuff" that is adorning their residences. It is amazing what I miss sometimes though. The other day I was driving in with... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

PERHAPS I AM A LESBIAN? I need help.

I know it's hard to believe...but it's true. The wise and knowing ALF is confused about something. It has to do with the tendancies of some homosexual people to work their sexual orientation into every aspect of their lives, every conversation, and yes...even their blogs. I just don't get it. I am a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Once and for all...it's nobodies fault!!!

Whenever there is a natural disaster these days I have noticed an overwhelming tendancy for people to blame humans, or God, or humans and God. I'm getting a little tired of it. I don't deny that people pollute the oceans, and the air, and cut down a lot of trees...but good golly, we are part of... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 1, 2005

Would you be a looter? Would I?

It is my contention that many, many Americans have no real idea of who they are. In centuries past most people had the opportunity to know theirself as a result of living through one or several tribulations. There was a time when it was almost impossible to live an entire lifetime without knowing... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 3, 2005

I'm Fed UP!!

This post is my personal rant about something in our justice system that I just don't get. Seems like everyday I turn on the TV I see some report about a level III sex offender somewhere who has re-offended. Am I the only person that shakes their head and wonders what these so called people are... Sign in to see full entry.

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