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MY FRIEND, RICHIE, WAS INCONSOLABLE LAST WEEK. IT SEEMS HIS GIRLFRIEND OF THREE YEARS DUMPED HIM BY TEXT (HOW MODERN). WHAT HAD HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS I THOUGHT - LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP TOO MANY TIMES? FORGET HER BIRTHDAY? PERHAPS HE TOLD HER THAT HER BUM DID INDEED LOOK TOO BIG IN THAT DRESS!... Sign in to see full entry.