AJ's Cornfield

Friday, October 1, 2004

Instead Of Laying An Egg Here...

...shouldn't I be up to something else? But--after reading Witty Woman's latest --I just couldn't resist taking a little more time here to write something corny: In response to the age-old question about which came first the chicken or the egg, I'll have to say that, in most fast-food restaurants,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 2, 2004

Yesterday, We Had CAN-ed Corn--Today We Have. . .

Corn Ala Amanda!!! Check out these funny jokes that Amamda got in her e-mail and shared with her fellow Epinionators in a cheery, little piece. Also, go to almost-the-bottom of this piece for my final "wise" quotation about vacuum cleaners! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 1, 2004

Does This Joke Stink Or Not!?!

If you ask me, the joke-in-question most definitely does NOT stink--but it DID earn its teller an interesting nickname. In order to read the joke (as well as the details of the nickname, etc.), go HERE and don't forget to read the comment section to find more details, funny feedback, and all that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 18, 2004

The Girl Can't Help It!!!

You'll never guess what!!! I got inspired to compose this silly verse with token apologies to Mother Goose... but what can I say!?! If you come here, you're looking for something to make you groan! You KNOW you are!!! So, here's the poem... There's a middle-aged woman Who lives in a messy barn... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 1, 2004

You Wouldn't Happen To Have Any Relatives In Los Angeles, Would You?

I happened to go over to a place I was writing regularly for several years ago ( Brightidea. com) and noticed that it has further deteriorated. That is, I think that it's a sort of "ghost ship" now where bugs are no longer being repaired, so enjoy it while you can. At this point, I'm going to start... Sign in to see full entry.

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