Tuesday, November 30, 2004
This Might Be Rude, Crude, & Lewd, But You've Just Gotta...
...click here and read this real stinker of a poem!!!
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Hybrid Corn!
Bright and early this morning, I made up a joke, and this seems to be a fit place to share it: What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Col. Sanders? You get the head of a reality show who, each week, chooses one of several contestants who are chickens and says those two fateful words:...
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Saturday, October 23, 2004
Fighting The Battle Of The Urge (Nonfiction!)
Sing this little ditty to the melody of The Hokey-Pokey. Fighting The Battle Of The Urge You take a slow breath in; You take a slow breath out; You bite your lower lip While you wiggle all about And try to fight the pee That is fighting to come out-- That's what it's all about!!! Ainsley Jo Phillips
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
Motels From Hell
Not sure if this will meet the editorial needs of the place I've submitted it to, but it meets MY editorial needs here, so I'm going to share it: Motels From Hell My folks and I have been in every state but Alaska, plus Canada and Mexico. Before I was born, my folks visited Cuba together. Most...
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004
Your Slip Is Showing!!!
When I read this, it reminded me of something our minister told a bunch of us--and I hope he doesn't mind my passing it on. For awhile, he and his wife were into this timeshare thing where they got to spend a couple of weeks at a different place each year while surrounded by all of the comforts of...
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