Saturday, September 23, 2006
Got This In My E-Mail From Sharen And Had To Share It! LOL
Read to the end for a solution. Verily I say unto ye.......... Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can...
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005
The 12 Places Of Employment (a parody of The 12 Days Of Christmas)
At my first place of employment, my employer gave to me A raise in my salary. At my second place of employment, my employer gave to me Dinner for two And a raise in my salary. At my third place of employment, my employer gave to me Three leering looks, Dinner for two, And a raise in my salary. At my...
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Saturday, September 10, 2005
If someone cut an SBD in the most beautiful dining room of...
...a five star restaurant, I have the feeling that (even if the restaurant was 1000 miles away from him and/or his closest relative and contained, at that moment, nothing but the most liberal of Democrats) our President would somehow be seen by some as being responsible for this taking place!
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Thursday, September 8, 2005
No, I'm Neither A Former Nor Current Inmate At A Women's Prison!!!
My Indiana vanity license plate reads: PEN LADY but has nothing to do with being in the slammer--although, in some small way, might have something to do with participating in slam poetry contests. Since I hang around Blogit. com "doin' what comes natur'l'y," I think that this description fits...
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Saturday, July 16, 2005
With Lotsa Thanks & No Apologies To 3 Of My Oldies-Makers!
The Way I Was (or) Theme From A Slimmer Place Yesterday... Plus-sized stretch-jeans seemed to far away. Now, I wonder if they're here to stay, While slim belongs to yesterday. Suddenly... I'm twice the woman that I used to me! There is extra fat all over me-- Did it arrive so suddenly!?! Why I had...
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